Sometimes you just have to break into your own place. Avoid if possible, but embrace if necessary.
Onwardly, The M[a]c Gary is a big papa. There are cigars and cocktails to be had at an event to be determined. (Congrats, brother!)
Davenport--also a father, thought not just recently--has a new chapbook out. No need to order it as you can simply click and read. Point and shoot. Hit/run. If you were dying to drop some dough, you can attempt to hunt for Murder on Gasoline Lake, also by the fatherly Steve Davenport.
I can't submit until the Fall of 2011, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't get some work over to Ninth Letter. See if they have any t-shirts left in your size. Send photos of the Patriots preseason c/0 Matt Minicucci, bike parts to Lillian Bertram.